POETRY FROM OUR SPAM FOLDER

Our Akismet plug-in is a little work horse, intercepting and filtering spam comments numbering in the thousands now.  After a couple of our regular commenters wound up in there recently, I started scanning the folder just to make sure I wasn’t deleting someone who didn’t deserve it.

Certain lyrical phrases from lengthy spammers popped out at me during my reviews.  They seemed like alien poetry. I remembered that Jannie Funster shares her hilarious typos with us from time to time in her “Bord on a Wire” series, and I thought voila!  We’ll post some of the poetry I cut and pasted from spam comments in our Akismet folder!  And, we’ll see what Apture matches with them!   So without further ado:

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