In Britain, where modesty reigns supreme, even the smallest things can be seen as “showing off.” From owning a working umbrella to speaking a second language, here’s how Brits unknowingly flaunt their success.
1. Getting More Than 6 Hours of Sunshine
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In Britain, the sun is as rare as a quiet American tourist. So, if you’ve seen more than 6 hours of sunshine, you’re basically living in the Bahamas, and that’s just showing off.
2. Having a Barbecue in February
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Deciding to have a barbecue anytime before June is seen as wildly optimistic and a bit of a show-off move. It’s Britain; you’re more likely to be grilling under an umbrella.
3. Getting a Haircut
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Post-haircut, walking around as though you’ve just had a personal makeover by a celebrity stylist is peak British flaunting. “Yes, I did indeed pay for someone to trim my split ends, thank you for noticing.”
4. Doing Well at Something
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In a country where “mustn’t grumble” is a national motto, doing well and talking about it is akin to screaming “look at me!” in a library. Best keep that Nobel Prize under wraps.
5. Owning a Big Dog in a City
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Having a dog larger than a British flat in the city is a clear sign you’re living life more lavishly than the queen.
6. Drinking Tea From Anything Other Than a Mug
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A teacup with a saucer? What are we, attending the Queen’s garden party? Keep it humble with a chipped Sports Direct mug.
7. Using Words Longer Than 10 Letters
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Why use “antidisestablishmentarianism” when “long” does the trick? Don’t get fancy.
8. Having a Second Home in the Cotswolds
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Nothing screams “I’ve made it” like owning a quaint cottage for weekend escapes while others queue for the National Express.
9. Making Eye Contact on the Tube
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The unwritten rule of public transport: keep your eyes to yourself. Anything more is social exhibitionism.
10. Wearing Sunglasses Anywhere, Ever
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Britain is not known for its dazzling sunlight. Wearing sunglasses is a clear indicator you’re living in a different climate zone, or just trying too hard.
11. Owning an Umbrella That Works
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A sturdy, functioning umbrella is a luxury item. If it doesn’t invert in the wind, you’re practically royalty.
12. Asking for a “Flat White” in a Cafe
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Fancy coffee orders are the equivalent of a peacock’s display. Stick to tea or instant coffee to avoid the stares.
13. Eating Lunch Anywhere Other Than Your Desk
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Taking an actual lunch break? What’s next, a siesta? Clearly, you’re not as busy as the rest of us.
14. Having a Garden Larger Than a Postage Stamp
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A sprawling garden? In Britain? That’s just showing off your gardening prowess and square footage in a country where a patch of grass is a luxury.
15. Talking About Your Holiday to Anywhere Warmer Than Spain
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Mentioning your exotic travels is a surefire way to alienate yourself from everyone who considers a trip to Blackpool the height of summer luxury.
16. Owning a Car That Starts on the First Try
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A reliable car is like a mythical creature; we’ve heard of them but never seen one. If yours starts without a fuss, you’re living in the lap of luxury.
17. Wearing Shorts in April
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Daring to bare your legs before May is tantamount to declaring an early summer and jinxing the weather for everyone else.
18. Having a Full English Breakfast on a Weekday
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Enjoying the pinnacle of British cuisine on a day other than Sunday? Clearly, someone’s living their best life.
19. Speaking a Second Language Fluently
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Being bilingual in Britain is like being a unicorn. Impressive, but also, are you trying to make the rest of us look bad?
20. Reciting Poetry From Memory
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Knowing your Keats from your Yeats and being able to prove it is a level of show-off many can only dream of achieving.
21. Queueing Correctly
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Mastering the art of queuing is one thing, but doing so without tutting or passive-aggressively checking your watch? Show-off alert.
In Britain, standing out can be as simple as having a functional umbrella or as grand as owning a second home
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