21 Snobberies Only Seattleites Will Understand

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Nestled between the Puget Sound and rain-drenched hills, Seattle is a city of unspoken rules, where locals elevate everyday activities into badges of honor. It’s a place where your choice in hiking gear can spark a debate, and your preferred farmers market says more about you than your ZIP code. Ever found yourself silently judging someone’s paper straw technique or feeling a surge of pride for correctly pronouncing “Pike Place”? Then welcome to Seattle, a city where the quirks are as abundant as the evergreens.

1. Coffee Connoisseurship

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Here, drinking coffee is a sacred ritual. Anything less than a meticulously crafted, barista-signed work of art is simply unworthy of their sophisticated palates.

2. Craft Beer Elitism

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Seattleites take their beer as seriously as their coffee. Your average macro brew? Please, that’s for tourists. Here, it’s all about the obscure, the artisanal, and the micro.

3. Tech Brand Loyalty

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In the city that birthed giants like Amazon and Microsoft, flaunting any tech not born of Silicon Valley or Seattle itself is practically sacrilege.

4. Outdoor Gear Fashion

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Wearing outdoor gear as everyday fashion is not just accepted, it’s expected. And not just any gear—it has to scream “I could climb Mount Rainier in this.”

5. Music Scene Pride

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Claiming to have seen Nirvana in a dingy club before they were big, or casually mentioning your folk band’s gig at a local dive bar, is standard conversational fare.

6. Recreational Equipment Snobbery

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Owning the latest, most eco-friendly kayak, bike, or hiking boots is a must. Bonus points if you’ve actually used them more than once.

7. Farmers Market One-upmanship

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Shopping exclusively at farmers markets isn’t just a preference; it’s a competitive sport. And heaven forbid you admit to buying vegetables at a grocery store.

8. Artisan Everything

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If it’s mass-produced, Seattleites aren’t interested. From chocolate to cheese, if it’s not handcrafted by someone you could potentially meet at a local cafe, why bother?

9. Sustainability Snobs

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Driving anything but a hybrid or electric vehicle is looked down upon, and not having a compost bin is akin to a mortal sin.

10. Sourdough Superiority

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Baking (and bragging about) your own sourdough bread became a pandemic hobby that Seattleites refuse to give up. Store-bought bread is for the unenlightened.

11. Vintage Store Veterans

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Finding the perfect flannel or retro band tee in a vintage store isn’t just lucky; it’s a skill that’s highly respected.

12. Thrift Store Name-Dropping

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It’s not just about thrifting; it’s about where you thrift. The more obscure and local, the better.

13. Passive-Aggressive Politeness

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The art of the polite brush-off, perfected. It’s not rudeness; it’s just the Seattle way.

14. Microclimate Mastery

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Understanding the subtle weather differences between neighborhoods is a point of pride. “You think this is rain? Please, you should see Ballard.”

15. Dog Park Hierarchy

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Your dog’s breed, mixed or pure, and the park you frequent with them is a subtle indicator of your social standing.

16. Craft Coffee Roastery Loyalty

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Being on a first-name basis with your local coffee roaster isn’t just nice, it’s practically a requirement.

17. Bookstore Bibliophiles

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Preferring to buy from local bookstores and having strong opinions on the best ones is a common Seattle snobbery. Amazon? Only for the desperate.

18. Yoga Studio Allegiance

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The yoga studio you belong to says a lot about you, and Seattleites take this very seriously. It’s a lifestyle, not a workout.

19. Brunch Spot Bravado

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Weekend brunch is a sacred event, and where you’re seen sipping your mimosa is of utmost importance.

20. Craft Cocktail Critiques

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Being able to critique a craft cocktail with the same vigor as a sommelier assesses a fine wine is a badge of honor.

21. The “Real Seattle” Gatekeeping

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Claiming to know the “real” Seattle and dismissing newer spots as too mainstream is the ultimate snob move.

Embracing Every Quirk

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Seattle’s snobberies are a playful nod to a city rich in culture and pride. Here, every preference is a conversation starter, weaving together a community that finds unity in its unique tastes.

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